Well, this ought to get the alien conspiracy theorists going


The first pictures from Cassini of Saturn’s moon Tethys reveal a strange spear-shaped figure.

Isn’t it obvious? It’s a crashed alien spaceship, which left a long, straight scar in the surface of the moon as it went down.

My bet is it’s the same aliens who built the Face on Mars. Or possibly the ones who spirited away Elvis. Or maybe even the ones keeping Walt Disney in suspended animation until his glorious Second Coming.

It’s hard to keep them all straight.

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