…penned by automotive blogger Sam Barer:
Chrysler – Beauty might be skin deep, but our inept dealer network is nationwide.
Dodge – Sucking the world’s oil supply dry one Hemi at a time.
Ferrari – Pretty cars helping to lure pretty chicks
Ford – Survival is job one
GMC — The best work trucks for those whose jobs weren’t exported to
Honda – If your house looks like your neighbors, shouldn’t your car too?
Hummer – Every man loves a Hummer.
Hyundai – Certainly more reliable than Ford
Infiniti – Our cars are good, but our advertising firms ensure you don’t know that.
Isuzu – Joe Isuzu says: “We’ll be around next year…trust me.”
Jaguar — As traditionally British as oil leaks and electrical fires.
Jeep – Because the road to the mall can be such a jungle
There are lots more!
Oh, what do I drive? A Volvo:
Volvo – Safety: you can’t get killed in a car that’s always being serviced at the dealership
(Via A Writer’s Life.)