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Had a great time being part of the cast of Regina Lyric Musical Theatre‘s production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I played Fogg (the insane asylum keeper) and also sang in …
My young-YA/middle-grade fantasy Fireboy, a nominee for Best Young Adult Novel in this year’s Aurora Awards, is also a finalist for the 2027 Manitoba Young Readers’ Choice Award in the Northern Lights Division. This is …
I’m thrilled to announce that I’m up for two Aurora Awards this year! Fireboy is on the ballot for Best Young Adult Novel, and The Worldshapers is once again on the ballot for Best Fan …
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This is Easter weekend; last weekend, I sang in the Easter concert of First Baptist Church here in Regina as a guest soloist and chorister. The whole concert is worth listening to, but if you’d …
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You know what this means, don’t you? Your owner has got to go
Are you a cat suffering from asthma? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you may be allergic to humans, or at least affected by some of their nasty habits.
I know they’re cute when they’re young, but really, maybe it’s time you got rid of those apes-with-delusions-of-grandeur. Dump them outside to fend for themselves. (But be sure to neuter them first–you don’t want to contribute to the human overpopulation problem.)
It’s for your health!
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