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Bad writing awards are out!

The 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Awards have been presented!

Here’s the grand winner:

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.

Dan McKay
Fargo, ND

And the science fiction winner:

Long, long ago in a galaxy far away, in General Hospital born I was, and quite happy were my parents, but when a youngling still I was, moved we did.

Mary Potts
Oneco, Fl

Deserving winners both, don’t you think?

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